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Founder
"Spindle" (aka "Turrets Man")

Rules and Restrictions;


Never attempt to chase, tackle, or wrestle with your audience.

Never use profanity or rude gestures. This, and the previous offense, could result in serious personal injury or possible arrest.

Don't damage property that isn't yours.

Don't damage anything unless it's yours, and it's not attatched to your body. We don't want you getting hurt.

Don't perform a stunt that, though you think may be safe, could possibly put you and the surrounding audience in any type of danger.

Always treat the medically and mentally ill / disabled with care and respect.

Don't pick out members of the crowd to poke fun at.

Give money to the homeless, even if it's change.

Don't encourage the use of alcohol, especially by using a beer box. Stick with Root Beer if you have to.

Don't jump in front of cars.

Stealing motorized bar stools is illegal, even if there's not a law for it.

Riding lawn mowers should not be driven on a crowded sidewalk.

Clean up after your pets if you take them with you.

Don't use a skateboard or wear roller skates while being a canhead. Peripheral vision is extremely limited.

Don't yell rape, unless you have a viable reason to. Violation of this rule can result in a viable reason to. They won't listen at that point.

Eat your veggies.


If you have any questions or concerns, email us.